Thursday, January 7, 2016

Obituary: 'Bigfoot is safe'

The Ogden Standard-Examiner (Utah) recently contained one of those colorful obituaries, that is far less serious than most.
This caught my eye:
"Steven Paul 'The Duke' Ukena: Bigfoot is safe" was the headline on the man's passing.
"His death will change many things ... Bigfoot is now safe ... Santa can now deliver our presents without doning his bulletproof vest and the Easter Bunny is now free to hide eggs without dodging traps" was a key graph in the Jan. 6-7, 2016 published obituary.
Ukena was described as loving the outdoors, camping and fishing, but it is unclear what his actual stand on Bigfoot was.

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